Today, New Year’s Eve, there were three, live Cheetah PMP Coaches responding to one PMP Exam Prep Cheetah student. He had registered yesterday and received a welcome email from the lead instructor for his class. He texted his Cheetah career coach and asked “are you using AI or is this a real person” relating to […]
The town square had never looked so prepared and so dangerously overdesigned at the same time. A massive countdown clock towered over the crowd, constructed from borrowed parade lights, leftover lanterns, glow sticks, misfit toys, and a few structural elements Mortimer Plumwell had personally inspected three times. Suspended above it all was the countdown ball,
The snow outside Santa’s workshop looked calm. Inside, nothing was calm at all. It was late November, one month before Christmas, and Santa had done the unthinkable. He had gone on vacation. “Just a short break,” he had said, patting everyone on the shoulder. “The workshop runs itself. Pipper will oversee production. Molly will keep
Every project manager knows the type. The stakeholder who changes her mind twelve times before lunch, then insists she has never changed a thing. For Megan Pierce, that stakeholder was Patricia Waverly. It was the middle of July, and Megan stood under a striped tent behind the community center holding her old notebook, the one
Mistletoe Falls glowed softly under a new layer of snow. The lampposts sparkled as if dipped in sugar. The whole town looked so sweet and peaceful that a stranger might believe nothing ever went wrong there. Mortimer Pleasantry knew better. He stood beside the parade float garage, clutching a clipboard so tightly the edges had
The Gingerbread Guild of Merriment gathered in the warm glow of the town bakery. The ovens hummed like contented giants. Cinnamon hung in the air. Powdered sugar floated through the light like festive dandruff. The room smelled like hot chocolate and chocolate chip cookies. At the front stood Mrs. Muffinwhip, the chairperson, loudly tapped her
The annual Winter Wonderland Festival had always been a simple competition: build something impressive before the judges got frostbite. But this year, everything changed. A banner stretched across the entrance read: NO LEAF BLOWERS, flapping in the wind. Pruina Powderpuff adjusted her knitted earmuffs. “Moose,” she whispered to her partner, Moose McHinkle, “do you think
Phoebe Praline had always believed in processes. Processes were orderly. Processes were comforting. Processes did not surprise her, unlike children, big crowds, or most of her extended family. And certainly unlike the newest update to the PMP exam, which according to rumor now included “heavier leadership expectations.” Phoebe found the whole thing unnecessary. “Leadership is
The conference room at BrightStar Consulting looked like a tornado powered by an abandoned paper mill. Papers covered the floor. Sticky notes clung to the ceiling tiles. A folding table sagged under the weight of three empty coffee carafes. Outdated posters lined the walls, including one that proudly displayed the Forty Nine Processes in a
Moxie McKnight was feeling confident. That alone was cause for concern. Since the updated PMP exam involved more Agile and hybrid thinking, he had prepared by watching one YouTube video titled Becoming Agile in Under Eight Minutes. The narrator spoke quickly and used impressive typography, so Moxie considered himself practically certified in adaptability. To celebrate
